She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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