I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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