Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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