Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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