You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
