belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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