I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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