i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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