yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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