Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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