Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
