Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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