And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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