She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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