Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
