I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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