I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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