It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
