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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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