his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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