Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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