Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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