This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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