it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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