All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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