You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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