yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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