Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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