A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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