is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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