At least make sure they are 18
Why
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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