I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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