i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet