I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk