also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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