Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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