when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Plan B is the new Plan A
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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