I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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