called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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