We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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