ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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