therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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