Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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