You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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