The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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