**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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