I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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