Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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