we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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