I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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