Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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