Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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