how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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